My Facebook page is resembling a hen party

I only have 7 friends on Facebook. Other people have hundreds. Why? 1) I only know 7 people. And they are all women!? Okay, I know more than 7 people. But my social attention span has always been very poor. This is probably why the majority of my Facebook friends start their messages with “Oh [...]

I like this, but where’s the cheese sauce?

I had a roommate whose cat Oliver ate anything — grapes, salad, rapini, potatoes, rice, toast, tea bags, cigarettes. He didn’t like brussel sprouts.