Arrgh! Cutting a lawn that hasn't been touched by a mower in 2 months! I'll be at this for DAYS. Already have a blister and my back hurts. 2 days ago
Email title I received today "Pictures of your wife". Why that...that...hussey! Oh wait a second, I don't have a wife. Delete. Happy Sunday. 1 week ago
Evil! Kitty is not dinner!! Is It Legal To Eat Your Cat? http://ow.ly/18AV5y
Repeat after me: "Kitty is not food. Kitty is for worship". 2 weeks ago
@catpaw After cooking the potatoes, I abandon them for the butter and cream. Makes the fur glossy! 3 weeks ago
@thepioneerwoman it can take a week for a boy kitten's .. um .. bits .. to .. um .. drop. "Drop" sounds bad. How about "appear"? Yes, better 3 weeks ago