Jello shot recipes (or, why do you want this? Don’t you know you can choke on jello?)

I noticed in my blog stats that some less than cautious individuals want to suck back tiny cups of vodka infused jello. Why? Picture it, you are drunk. Then someone hands you a tiny clear plastic cup holding a cylindrical shaped hunk of jello. You sucked it back eagerly and then WHOAH! It slides down [...]

Jello Facts That Horrify Me (and probably you)

JELLO IS THE OFFICIAL STATE SNACK FOOD OF UTAH How horrible for them. According to this Wikipedia article that has seriously frayed my nerves, Utah is part of the “Jello Belt”. ERGO, MORMONS ENJOY JELLO. WITH SHREDDED CARROTS. SOMETIMES FRUIT. And apparently the green lime flavoured Jello (or sneaker flavoured to be more precise) is [...]

Busiest Day EVAH on vingada.com!

50 People have visited vingada.com today! The most people in one day! Wow!! One thing I noticed in the “Search Engine Terms” listing, y’all have an obsession with cats and gelatin salad. Me too! Preferably in separate bowls, please. Also, many people do click on my blog links especially www.cuteoverload.com and www.icanhascheezburger.com. That’s great! These [...]

What I did on Christmas…

The SBC and I had a great, restful, and quiet Christmas Day. We packed up a picnic lunch and ate it in Starbucks (King and Yonge), walked west to Queen and Spadina to visit Queen Video (it was closed. It’s been open on other Christmas Days. But I can’t blame them for closing and having [...]

And I thought I’d found all of the horrible jello recipes in existence…

Nope. I found numerous websites dedicated to jello based recipes. Yecch! I pledge to share these with you. You are welcome. Sawdust Salad, anyone? My favourite part is the option to “Grate cheese on top if desired”. Thanks, but that would ruin a perfectly good bit of cheese. Maybe you are not getting enough calories. [...]

Garlic! Oh Magnificent Garlic! How My Breath Awaits You!

My friend Naseem (who is one of my Facebook Obsessions friends) sent out this link to all of her Facebook peeps. Oh, you must click on this link. Go watch the video. It is awesome! Now I want this thing… and yet it would sit in a kitchen drawer until the next tidy-up/purging. But the [...]

Umm… is that a green molded salad? Do you hate me THAT much?

This is what I’d expect any guest to ask if I presented this Jello based entree. May I present to you… Jello’s Holiday Waldorf Salad!! Be honest with me… does it look like creamy compost? I think it has an extruded from mashed grass clippings look about it. Who came up with this gem? Can [...]

Healthy Living Made Precarious With Jello Gelatin Salad

So, I was thinking about having my best gals over for canasta and long island ice teas. I figure with the fellas off on their hunting trip, we ladies should get together and bad talk them. Salad is all we’ll eat since we are preserving our curvy figures. I went to my favourite site, Jello, [...]

Are You Gonna Eat That?

I dare you! That, my dears, is a jello concoction of the vilest kind. The innocent goldfish bowl rendered in jello, cake, and assorted chewy candy. Revolting. But, in case you are having people you despise over for dinner, here is the recipe link. But please be merciful and don’t feed them lima beans, too. [...]

Chicken and Cauliflower Sambar

I have 30 minutes to make supper tonight. I’ve had a long day. I don’t want to fuss with anything in the kitchen. After we eat, I will read a couple of chapters in my library book (Lone Wolf by Linwood Barclay), take a bath, then go to bed. How to make chicken and cauliflower [...]

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