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Make the Jello jiggle.
But don’t put any of it in your mouth. It’s made out of boiled hooves and tendons.
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By now you know how much I loathe jello. Be it cherry, grape, lemon, or lime flavoured in bright hues, with or without fruit, shaped like a fish aquarium, eyeballs, or Canada’s flag, I hate it. It’s rubbery chewy texture sickens me and I can’t stand the weird over-sweet chemically taste. I cheerfully make do [...]
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My apartment building has a remarkable tenant turnover rate. Each month for a solid week there are people moving their belongings in and out of new/old units. This results in tons of sale posters taped on walls by the elevators in the lobby and concourse, selling mostly Ikea bookshelves, Ikea dining room tables and chairs, [...]
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I noticed in my blog stats that some less than cautious individuals want to suck back tiny cups of vodka infused jello.
Why?
Picture it, you are drunk. Then someone hands you a tiny clear plastic cup holding a cylindrical shaped hunk of jello. You sucked it back eagerly and then WHOAH! It slides down your windpipe [...]
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JELLO IS THE OFFICIAL STATE SNACK FOOD OF UTAH
How horrible for them. According to this Wikipedia article that has seriously frayed my nerves, Utah is part of the “Jello Belt”.
ERGO, MORMONS ENJOY JELLO. WITH SHREDDED CARROTS. SOMETIMES FRUIT.
And apparently the green lime flavoured Jello (or sneaker flavoured to be more precise) is a favourite because [...]
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I think 1:1 odds that I won’t check it at all.
Double yuck topped with whipped liver.
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Nope.
I found numerous websites dedicated to jello based recipes.
Yecch!
I pledge to share these with you. You are welcome.
Sawdust Salad, anyone? My favourite part is the option to “Grate cheese on top if desired”. Thanks, but that would ruin a perfectly good bit of cheese.
Maybe you are not getting enough calories. I know this is rather [...]
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This is what I’d expect any guest to ask if I presented this Jello based entree.
May I present to you… Jello’s Holiday Waldorf Salad!!
Be honest with me… does it look like creamy compost? I think it has an extruded from mashed grass clippings look about it.
Who came up with this gem? Can you imagine [...]
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So, I was thinking about having my best gals over for canasta and long island ice teas. I figure with the fellas off on their hunting trip, we ladies should get together and bad talk them. Salad is all we’ll eat since we are preserving our curvy figures. I went to my favourite site, Jello, [...]
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I dare you! That, my dears, is a jello concoction of the vilest kind. The innocent goldfish bowl rendered in jello, cake, and assorted chewy candy. Revolting.
But, in case you are having people you despise over for dinner, here is the recipe link. But please be merciful and don’t feed them lima beans, too.
You know [...]
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