This is what I’d expect any guest to ask if I presented this Jello based entree.
May I present to you… Jello’s Holiday Waldorf Salad!!
Be honest with me… does it look like creamy compost? I think it has an extruded from mashed grass clippings look about it.
Who came up with this gem? Can you imagine the thought process that went into developing this recipe? “I’m thinking lemon Jello and and and mayonnaise! Yeah and apple! And I need to punch up the flavours with some celery! This will be fabulous.”
Not only would I have to be starving before I ate this, I’d first have to eat the wall-to-wall shag carpet and the curtains in the living room before I’d drop a tablespoon of this glop on my plate.
Besides, isn’t Waldorf Salad supposed to have chicken in it? Did Jello figure there was enough meat product (from hooves) in it to satisfy that recipe trolling public that the chicken (from chicken) wasn’t necessary?
Well I’m not going to be the first to eat this. Here’s the recipe. Tell me how it goes.