I noticed in my blog stats that some less than cautious individuals want to suck back tiny cups of vodka infused jello.
Picture it, you are drunk. Then someone hands you a tiny clear plastic cup holding a cylindrical shaped hunk of jello. You sucked it back eagerly and then WHOAH! It slides down your windpipe blocking it like a champagne cork. Oh, it’s bad to be you right now, especially since anyone around you is probably similarly poached in liquor.
I dunno. I avoid jello like it’s made from boiled tendons.
But since I am such a sap, I did find a Youtube video that can show you how to make your own Jello Plug of Death.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
It’s a well known fact among my friends that I love animals — cats and dogs especially, but I love all of the urban, forest, jungle, desert, polar cap, deep sea, and mountain critters.
But I hadn’t met Mr. Winkle.
Ohh! Mr. Winkle! Your sweet fuzzy face makes me smile! Your floppy pink tongue is the most anerable thing this side of http://www.cuteoverload.com! Now, I must throw the budget to the wind and order a calendar even though we are nearly done with January!
Thank you, Jada, for introducing me to Mr. Winkle!
(BTW, if you can watch this without fainting in a heap, you have no soul.)
(Thank you, Xavier, for the youtube link!)
I would buy this in a heart beat. C’mon, it’s a toaster, a heater, a defibrillator, an iron, blow dryer, shaver, and AND it has a self destruct mode. Sounds wonderful!Much better than my current cell. Stupid thing. I can’t hear it ring (yes, the volume is on loud), the screen flashes on and off whenever I press any button, the camera takes horrible pictures, and I can’t get rid of the installed pictures and sound files because they are locked. At least it has Bluetooth. I use the Bluetooth to upload ridiculous candid recordings of my friends as my ringtone (Hi Jane, do you forgive me yet?).
My craptastic cellphone
I’m waiting until my contract ends, then I will pick out a better cell. Maybe with the self destruct mode…